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When 4 Is a Random Number

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

4 is a random number

from the very funny xkcd.  (the original comic is here)

Why You Have Kids

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Why you have kids:

so they’ll take care of you when you are old and infirm.

(No, that’s not me and my son, Jack. I drink my beer from a bottle.)

Crazy Cat Lady

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

I have just seen the most amazing video of dozens of cats in a small Moscow apartment.  This is the most cats you will ever see in so small a space, so just make sure to click on the video on the linked page and watch it.

You know you’re desperate for visitors to your blog when you…

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

You know you’re desperate for visitors to your blog when you …

  • regret deleting that last piece of comment spam you got last month.
  • are thinking of writing another Harry Potter related post, even though you haven’t the least bit of interest in reading any of the books.
  • start commenting on slashdot again because, well because three referrer hits are three referrer hits, damn it.
  • don’t ask for your readers’ opinions because you can’t stand soliciting silence.
  • wonder how you could monetize click-fraud.
  • get excited about a hundred percent traffic spike, only to find out that your wife decided to catch up on the site at work.
  • write about your desperation for visitors because what’s the use of writing about anything else, it’s not like anyone in going to read it grumble grumble grumble

Senator Byrd Denounces Dogfighting — Is He Angry or Drunk?

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Watch this video of Senator Robert Byrd denouncing dogfighting. Is he upset and angry, or just plain drunk on some corn mash? Oh, the humanity!

Intergalactic Nemesis in New York

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Good Golly, Mister Jolly, don’t tell me you’re going to miss the Intergalactic Nemesis in the last few days of its New York City swing.

No, I haven’t seen it yet. But I’m sure it will be funny, or at least more entertaining than whatever crap would be amusing me at home. So go get tickets for the Intergalactic Nemesis already.

Hell, tickets are only fifteen bucks. Seriously. Go.

I’m going to burglarize your house while you’re gone. I hope that you enjoy the show.

Go get tickets. And tell me when you’re going. And don’t forget to leave a key under your welcome mat. Just in case I forget my lockpick.

Intergalactic Nemesis. The cast is in on it too, but I’m having them deported to Lithuania before I divide up the swag.

Bill Gates, Surrogate Dad

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Chinese women list Bill Gates as their #2 stud muffin. When polled, El Nerdo Supremo came in as the second most popular choice to surreptitiously father their little bastards. But with the latest shifting of wealth South of the Border, maybe Pancho Villa should invade those far Pacific shores with his love burritos. If that isn’t creepy enough… check out the accompanying picture.

…shudder…

Waste Your Time with TD

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

I should be writing about the debate I moderated last night, about the erudite debatrices, about the fascinating conversations I had afterwards. But instead I am digesting a delicious veal parmigiana sandwich and wasting my time with the latest Tower Defense (TD) game.

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Me, God, and the Voting Public

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Ah, the power of write-in candidacy.

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6 More Funny Websites

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

I have already mentioned the web-comic Achewood, so here are some more places to go for yer cheap and easy yucks.

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