Michel.Evanchik.Net

You know you’re desperate for visitors to your blog when you …

• regret deleting that last piece of comment spam you got last month.
• are thinking of writing another Harry Potter related post, even though you haven’t the least bit of interest in reading any of the books.
• start commenting on slashdot again because, well because three referrer hits are three referrer hits, damn it.
• don’t ask for your readers’ opinions because you can’t stand soliciting silence.
• wonder how you could monetize click-fraud.
• get excited about a hundred percent traffic spike, only to find out that your wife decided to catch up on the site at work.
• write about your desperation for visitors because what’s the use of writing about anything else, it’s not like anyone in going to read it grumble grumble grumble

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 26th, 2007 at 16:13 and is filed under Funny.