Intergalactic Nemesis in New York
Good Golly, Mister Jolly, don’t tell me you’re going to miss the Intergalactic Nemesis in the last few days of its New York City swing.
No, I haven’t seen it yet. But I’m sure it will be funny, or at least more entertaining than whatever crap would be amusing me at home. So go get tickets for the Intergalactic Nemesis already.
Hell, tickets are only fifteen bucks. Seriously. Go.
I’m going to burglarize your house while you’re gone. I hope that you enjoy the show.
Go get tickets. And tell me when you’re going. And don’t forget to leave a key under your welcome mat. Just in case I forget my lockpick.
Intergalactic Nemesis. The cast is in on it too, but I’m having them deported to Lithuania before I divide up the swag.