Bill Gates, Surrogate Dad
Chinese women list Bill Gates as their #2 stud muffin. When polled, El Nerdo Supremo came in as the second most popular choice to surreptitiously father their little bastards. But with the latest shifting of wealth South of the Border, maybe Pancho Villa should invade those far Pacific shores with his love burritos. If that isn’t creepy enough… check out the accompanying picture.