6 More Funny Websites
I have already mentioned the web-comic Achewood, so here are some more places to go for yer cheap and easy yucks.
- Homestar Runner: Everybody! Everybody! A surreal children’s cartoon written for immature adults.
- GNAA: “Are you gay? Are you a nigger? If you answered “yes” to both of these questions, then the Gay Nigger Association of America might be exactly what you’re looking for!” To state the obvious, this is not for the easily offended. I’m not too worried about those imbeciles Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton misunderstanding the joke and protesting me because I have no money for them to extort : )
- Give Us Back New York: The worst part is, when you really think about it, it’s a great idea.
- Funny Retro Magnets: “DRINK COFFEE, do stupid things faster and with more energy,” “VIDEO GAMES, why waste good technology on science and medicine?” and other snippy remarks with 50’s style graphics and pictures make me laugh.
- Mathematical Humor: A massive compendium of jokes about math and mathemeticians.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: None. It’s left to the reader as an exercise.
A2: None. A mathematician can’t screw in a light bulb, but he can easily prove the work can be done.
A3: One. He gives it to four programmers, thereby reducing the problem to the already solved (ask a programmer, how)
A4: The answer is intuitively obvious
A5: Just one, once you’ve managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with.
A6: In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.
If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.
Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.
Bibliography:
[1] Weiner, Matthew P,… - “If Men Wrote Advice Columns“: Very funny, very sexist, very true, to the consternation of all decent women. This is an unattributed work and I am hosting a copy as it tends to disappear when posted elsewhere…
So I hope I’ve helped you get a few yucks in this otherwise dismal veil of tear…